I like to bike to work. I can whistle the theme songs to most 70’s sitcoms. I cry during movies. And then I get embarrassed and try to hide it. I'm Italian. And Jewish! I like dogs. I read The New Yorker religiously. I enjoy 'bathroom time.' I fear the lift part of ski lifts. I’m a good father. Sometimes. I think t-shirts are high fashion. I don’t see well at night. I'm superstitious. And I’ve worked at ad agencies in New York, Chicago, Seattle and Portland and am proud to say I've never once stolen anything from the fridge.